January 2012
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If anyone saw me now...
I swear if someone was able to break into my room without me knowing i swear it would be one of those cliche moments in movies. Where the girl is singing around her room with a hair brush and she turns around and is like OMG.  Right now i’m singing Wilson Phillips “hold On” with a coca cola bottle…i wonder how my cat deals with me, i mean i just looked at him and...
Jan 1st
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Project 365!!!!
Holy shit, i’m gonna try this one more time. i haven’t tried doing Project 365 since i think the beginning of my junior year, I kinda just gave up. So since its New Years Eve i think it’ll be the easiest to track so tonight i will do 365! 
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New Years Resolution;
-Good Grades A’s and B’s and a few acception to C’s -Job -Getting my License -Getting my body nice and toned -keeping my room clean -helping my dad move into a new house ———————————————————————————— Keeping...
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December 2011
Listendatonekidjared: Blue scholars-50 thousand deep
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WOAH STEP MAMA
My step mom just bought me 10 Victoria’s Secret thongs and underwear…and i thought she didnt like me. HAHA JK no she got tired of me borrowing her underwear because most of my underwear are like broken now and im to cheap and busy to go and buy more so i borrowed some of hers and she’s one of those don’t touch my things kind of person. I’ve actually been going...
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Punching a 70 year old
My grandmothers neighbor 91 year old Betty who is one of the most spunkiest and strong woman i have ever met, birthday is coming up. Her 70 year old daughter only visits her about 2 times a year and they live about am hour drive away froom her. She just resently told Betty “Don’t expect me to visit you on your birthday my tires aren’t working and gas is to much”…i...
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In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you write in cursive I will not grade your paper
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Varsity Jackets.
In response to my friend: The reason i hate varsity jackets are…because you didn’t earn that shit.  Varsity Jackets are made for people who are in sports and who compete aka VARSITY DUHH!!, they spend years in highschool and even younger grades, training and working out in whatever sports they do. Usually Junior year or Senior year (some get them younger because they start out...
Dec 27th
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UGh...Feel bad.
So me and him aren’t together anymore and a lot of people are telling me i should socialize more and get to know other people. I just liked this guys status and one of his photos, i mean i’m not trying to do anything but he started talking to me and he knows i’m single…I feel really bad.  Like i know i’m not ready to move one or if i’m even going to…fuck...
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Drunk Bitch
My cousin drunks…and i just realized that she drunk calls me a lot because she just drunk called her friend and she sounds exactly the same when she randomly calls me!! 
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Klimt.
So to have my mind distracted by all the depressing crap i decided to start painting. While painting i like listening to either music or a movie, i was watching south park but i wanted to paint something more meaningful and klimt gustav is my favorite artist. So im doing pieces that are slightly inspired by him such as his style (my style was already similar to his before i discovered his art so...
Dec 24th
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Having to reassure my dad that i'm not watching...
Dec 24th
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Reblog if one of your greatest fear is seeing your...
Dec 23rd
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how about a fuck you.
You know she’s a bitch and a hoe when she blocks you when you and your boyfriend aka the guy she wants make it clear for her to back the fuck off. You know she’s a bitch and hoe when she unblocks you when you and your boyfriend no longer are fighting and she just wants to read all the relationship shit on your profile….
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